HMG & the Kopitiam Kia

Scared...

2006-06-01T20:33:00.000-07:00

Wakeboarding IVPs is tml and i'm damn fuckin scared.

No. 8

2006-05-20T11:44:00.000-07:00

At number 8 we have my good buddy yang... i bet u totally forgot about this photo rite. hahaha. from last yr's v day. i cant remember who the flower was from but i know that the chocs were from me n bernie man. goes to show that somtimes being too sporting and posing for the camera may not be the right thing to do.

No. 9

2006-05-20T11:01:00.000-07:00

When your gf spends 2hrs in an FOS in JB there's only one thing to do....find a nice pile of clothes n take a nap. just remember to keep the camera in your own pocket.

Japanese Sex Chair

2006-05-13T16:52:00.000-07:00

When I thought i've seen it all, the Japanese never fail to surprise me with their crazy inventions or fetishes for that matter.

Who would have thought that they would actually come up with something that does the work for you while you just sit there and enjoy the view. But i have to say, its pretty innovative. Now guys dont ever have to worry about their wives or gfs telling them that they're too tired. Afterall all you have to do is sit there. Not to mention the variety of positions the chair has to offer too.

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/27630/Japanese_Sex_Chair.html

No. 10

2006-05-12T14:04:00.000-07:00

btw, here's the first of the unglam shots... sry sue...but i think tis is actually quite nice

nice to take a drive

2006-05-12T14:01:00.000-07:00

got up at 3 n suddenly felt like taking a drive, somthin i havent done in a long long time. its nice to cruise to ur fav retro tunes n just feeling free. gives u alot of time to think about stuff. oh well...

Top 10

2006-05-03T01:54:00.000-07:00

was lookin thru all my pics n i realised that i've got some really unglam photos of pple. so as a mean gesture i've taken out the top 10 most unglam shots n decided to post them on my blog.....i'll do it slowly a day at a time so that at least i'll make my buddies cringe abit n wondering if you're next....hahaha

Is 1 or 2 safer?

2006-04-26T17:07:00.000-07:00

This just came to mind, is wear a condom safer than 2? Think about this, a condom is 97% safe so based on probability theory,

P(1st condom safe and 2nd condom safe) = P(1st condom safe) * P(2nd condom safe)
= 0.97 * 0.97
= 0.9409
= 94.09%

So guys u know what to do.

Lust for Bust

2006-04-18T08:59:00.000-07:00

My aunt sent me tis link to tis flash game. pretty cute. basically u gotta ogle at ur buddy's hot sis boobs without gettin caught. guess its somthin all guys should master or correct me if i'm wrong maybe its a built in skill which we all have. hmmm

well here's the link for u guys who wanna try it out.

http://www.crapville.com/game_holder.asp?ID=158

2006-04-16T21:35:00.000-07:00

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning" - Aristotle

Need i say more.

A - Z

2006-04-05T20:37:00.000-07:00

Was having supper wif mel, fat n ming the other nite. joe was bz....prob at his sis's bdae again. always the same excuse n i guess we kinda forgot to call the indian along too. ha. pretty amazing that its already 10 years.

as usual, its always great to meet old friends...all the old jokes n of cos making fun of each other..or rather fats in particular. u really gotta lose the moustache man. anyhowz we kinda decided to see if we could come up wif a whole A-Z list of sexual references and after 20mins wif long pauses at K & Q here goes......

A: Anal
B: Bukkake
C: Cunnilingus
D: Dildo
E: Eiffel Tower
F: Fingering
G: G-Spot
H: Hentai
I: Incest
J: Jism
K: Kama Sutra
L: Lactation
M: Masturbation
N: Nipples
O: Oral
P: Penetration
Q: Quickie
R: Rape
S: Semen
T: Tits
U: Uterus
V: Vibrator
W: Wheelbarrow
X: XXX
Y: Yin Yang Butterfly
Z: Zoophilia

If you dont understand any of the terms let me know i'll explain yea. now tis is why my gal took me off the links on her blog. =) hahaha

new hobby

2006-04-05T08:53:00.000-07:00

I'm gonna start doin more wakeboarding photography....afterall its somthin i love so much...

120 freaking donuts!!!!!

2006-04-04T06:56:00.000-07:00

Had mktg presentation today so me, sminnie n lian (bernie decided that she prob wouldnt wake up in time...prob for the best i guess) took a bus to larkin to get donuts to "por" our class n not to mention prof.

As usual, the entire fuckin trip there n back was kinda spent quarrelling wif sminnie...whats new. anywayz we bought up almost the all the donuts so i guess the mats were pretty darn happy. afterall if there's no more donuts they prob can whip out their guitars and start the strumming..."on a dark desert highway...."

So we kinda ended up wif around 120 donuts. Could tell that the class was really happy to get free food...BUT u should have seen the way the gals were man-handling the donuts...hahaha....too bad i dun have pics but there r videos. *grinz*

2006-03-27T04:12:00.000-08:00

Well, i finally managed to sit myself down and actually write somthin over here, guess sleeping's always a piority in my life. Honestly, i never imagined that i'd ever bother to set up a blog. After all everyone who knows me knows i'm slack SOB who couldnt care less bout most things. So why start a blog i know i'm hardly gonna post on...well i have no idea myself. screw it.

Anyhow, i guess most of u kinda figured out what the title means. It initially meant to be a book based on my relationship, how a simple guy aka me lives his life wif his "LVs are a gal's best fren" gf. (No offence k baby). But u know la i kinda overslept the book idea so tot it'd be a suitable title for tis.

I really hope tis gonna be an interesting read for u peeps. i'll definately try to post more frequently......