Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Is 1 or 2 safer?

This just came to mind, is wear a condom safer than 2? Think about this, a condom is 97% safe so based on probability theory,

P(1st condom safe and 2nd condom safe) = P(1st condom safe) * P(2nd condom safe)
= 0.97 * 0.97
= 0.9409
= 94.09%

So guys u know what to do.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Lust for Bust

My aunt sent me tis link to tis flash game. pretty cute. basically u gotta ogle at ur buddy's hot sis boobs without gettin caught. guess its somthin all guys should master or correct me if i'm wrong maybe its a built in skill which we all have. hmmm

well here's the link for u guys who wanna try it out.

http://www.crapville.com/game_holder.asp?ID=158

Sunday, April 16, 2006

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning" - Aristotle

Need i say more.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

A - Z

Was having supper wif mel, fat n ming the other nite. joe was bz....prob at his sis's bdae again. always the same excuse n i guess we kinda forgot to call the indian along too. ha. pretty amazing that its already 10 years.

as usual, its always great to meet old friends...all the old jokes n of cos making fun of each other..or rather fats in particular. u really gotta lose the moustache man. anyhowz we kinda decided to see if we could come up wif a whole A-Z list of sexual references and after 20mins wif long pauses at K & Q here goes......

A: Anal
B: Bukkake
C: Cunnilingus
D: Dildo
E: Eiffel Tower
F: Fingering
G: G-Spot
H: Hentai
I: Incest
J: Jism
K: Kama Sutra
L: Lactation
M: Masturbation
N: Nipples
O: Oral
P: Penetration
Q: Quickie
R: Rape
S: Semen
T: Tits
U: Uterus
V: Vibrator
W: Wheelbarrow
X: XXX
Y: Yin Yang Butterfly
Z: Zoophilia

If you dont understand any of the terms let me know i'll explain yea. now tis is why my gal took me off the links on her blog. =) hahaha

new hobby

I'm gonna start doin more wakeboarding photography....afterall its somthin i love so much...

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

120 freaking donuts!!!!!

Had mktg presentation today so me, sminnie n lian (bernie decided that she prob wouldnt wake up in time...prob for the best i guess) took a bus to larkin to get donuts to "por" our class n not to mention prof.

As usual, the entire fuckin trip there n back was kinda spent quarrelling wif sminnie...whats new. anywayz we bought up almost the all the donuts so i guess the mats were pretty darn happy. afterall if there's no more donuts they prob can whip out their guitars and start the strumming..."on a dark desert highway...."

So we kinda ended up wif around 120 donuts. Could tell that the class was really happy to get free food...BUT u should have seen the way the gals were man-handling the donuts...hahaha....too bad i dun have pics but there r videos. *grinz*